What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 02:30
Nuts and Butts
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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So they tried
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
No way
Still no good
share office space ...
☆ what's the thing that made u fell in love with your bias?
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
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Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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